this web page hasn't been properly sex-crazed in far too long.
last night i went looking for xfiles porn on the web. but i couldn't find any of the stuff that i like. the sexiest thing about the xfiles is mulder's smart-ass masochism. notice how whenever he's cornered he mouths off to ensure a heavier beating?
there are a lot of masochists in sf, that's probably one reason i like it so much. it's often pretty serious though; a geek-hero has to be tortured horribly in order to save the universe. you see it in the cheese, and you see it in the really good stuff like bone dance too. and of course you see it plenty in the circlet press books. i am a huge circlet press fan.
what i love about xfiles is that it's conscious of the sexiness and the goofiness of these sf masochist scenarios. i loved the recent episode where mulder confronts the guy who looks like him: "So you're the guy who wants to be me huh? Does that include the ass-whippings?" of course he didn't actually beat him up though. mulder is not a switch at all.
i am. i want to alternate topping mulder, and being him.
so, if you want to make me really really happy, write me some kinky xfiles porn. start with one of those classic uppity-mulder scenes and take it a bit further.
here's the best scenario i've heard in awhile, from brother connor:
"id love to see an episode where mulder gets injected with tiny micro machines that turn him into a submissive fag boy who must have his nipples tortured in order to save scully from impending doom, only to be rescued by daddy skinner on a harley."
anyone want to write it for tv?
hmmmm... i just thought of another scenario. how about an alternate-worlds bit where we encounter scully the dominatrix, mulder the houseboy, and skinner the leatherdaddy? much comedy as the characters we know run around getting mixed up with their alt-world selves...
this isn't xfiles related, but it's really funny.
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