(gender) pirate/ninja
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The music changed. The strobes solidified into a luscious redlight. Suddenly the pirate's filthy spiky hair looked soft and pettable, and the ninja's generic yuppy scum ken-boy thing seemed to have redeeming value, somehow. The scowling awkward teenagers surrounding them began balldancing in a perfect circle, gazing at each other dreamily. Nobody in the building had anything snarky to say.
Marvin Gaye was singing "Let's get it on."
Seductively, Anais swiveled and elegantly tossed the bowling ball down the lane for a perfect strike. He looked over his shoulder coyly at the pirate.
"We are all such sensitive people, with soooo much love to give," sang Marvin.
The pirate grabbed Anais by the hips and kissed him on the lips, holding him as he swooned.
"And givin yourself to me can never be wrong." They stared soulfuly into each other's eyes, swaying hypnotically, hips rocking together.
Then Gay Pimp came on. Anais's smile became a sneer. "Hey dude, I was thinking we could go do something dirty,"
The pirate looked confused when Anais slapped his ass and ground her crotch into him. Anais started bucking and thrusting her hips.
"There is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out, " sang Johnny McGovern. Anais grabbed the pirate's spiked dog collar and dragged him onto the waxy wood floor of one of the bowling lanes. The pirate started to ask what was going on, only to find Anais's strap-on shoved into his open mouth.